Funny! "24" Fans this is for you!
This is great – 24 fans will enjoy it! Note the one I bolded, it’s my favorite.
- When Jack Bauer owes Tony Soprano money, Tony says nothing.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
- In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
- Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
- Jack Bauer knows Victoria’s secret.
- What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
- If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.
- Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
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who the heck is Jack Bauer. What are 24 fans. people that are 24 years old. people who wish they were 24 years old. Fans of the show 24 hours, people that live a 24 hour day, or people that can stay up for 24 hours because they are 24. Maybe people that can party for 24 hours and then sleep 24 hours. Any way…i do not know a Jack Bauer, but I do know Tony Soprano…after all, I grew up in NJ but left before I was 24. Is jack Bauer related to Eddie Bauer…as I do wear that lable
Bonnie – that’s why our clients get such good results – you’re always working. You work so hard you have missed out on the biggest hit on TV. Yes, it’s the show 24 and you better watch out – Jack Bauer may come after you for not knowing!